When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a Few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. Shethen cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his newgirlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning,mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents andcarpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminatorswere brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move outfor a few days, and in the end even paid to replace the expensive woolcarpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmenrefused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not takethe stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could notfind a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even thelocal realtor's refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow ahuge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her thesaga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missedher old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlementin exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea howbad the smell was, he agreed on a Price that was about 1/10th of what thehouse had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paper work. A weeklater the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the movingcompany pack everything to take to their new home........ . including thecurtain rods!!
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