Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.?
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Two Sardars were walking together.
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha.
PAPAD aur JHAPAD mein kya farak hai.
Khake dekho pata chal jayega.
Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
Doctor: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Judge: So, when did you realise that you were raped?Prostitute: When the cheque bounced!
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed!
A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slapped u?Santa: On her T-shirt was written ‘Press’, so I just pressed…
WIFE: Darling do u know that in HEAVEN husband and wife don’t live together. Husband : Honey, thats why its called HEAVEN!
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.James : I want 2 b a doctor.Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.Asif : I want 2 help Deepa.
A man is dying of Cancer.His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?”Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom
MALLIKA SHERAWAT K MARNE KE BAAD USKI KABR PE KYA LIKHA HOGA?“PEHLI BAR AKELI SOYI HAI.”
wo shayad ab bhi hame chahte hain,
tabhi to hame dekhkar yun muskurate hain.
Ye to uske bacchhe hi kameene hain,
jo hame MAMA-MAMA bulate hain!
Ek yug tha jab log apne
ghar ke dwar par
likhte the “Atithi Devo Bhav”.
Phir likhne lage “Shubh Labh”
Phir “U R WELCOME”
Aur ab likthe hain
“Kutton Se Saawdhaan”!
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
syahi mat samajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se
syahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha,
mera mat samajhna.
Friendship is like FEVICOL - toote nahin
Love is like cold drink -Ye Dil Maange More
Girlfriend is like detergent - Pehle istemal
karo phir vishwaas karo.
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.?
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Two Sardars were walking together.
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha.
PAPAD aur JHAPAD mein kya farak hai.
Khake dekho pata chal jayega.
Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
Doctor: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Judge: So, when did you realise that you were raped?Prostitute: When the cheque bounced!
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed!
A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slapped u?Santa: On her T-shirt was written ‘Press’, so I just pressed…
WIFE: Darling do u know that in HEAVEN husband and wife don’t live together. Husband : Honey, thats why its called HEAVEN!
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.James : I want 2 b a doctor.Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.Asif : I want 2 help Deepa.
A man is dying of Cancer.His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?”Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom
MALLIKA SHERAWAT K MARNE KE BAAD USKI KABR PE KYA LIKHA HOGA?“PEHLI BAR AKELI SOYI HAI.”
wo shayad ab bhi hame chahte hain,
tabhi to hame dekhkar yun muskurate hain.
Ye to uske bacchhe hi kameene hain,
jo hame MAMA-MAMA bulate hain!
Ek yug tha jab log apne
ghar ke dwar par
likhte the “Atithi Devo Bhav”.
Phir likhne lage “Shubh Labh”
Phir “U R WELCOME”
Aur ab likthe hain
“Kutton Se Saawdhaan”!
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
syahi mat samajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se
syahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha,
mera mat samajhna.
Friendship is like FEVICOL - toote nahin
Love is like cold drink -Ye Dil Maange More
Girlfriend is like detergent - Pehle istemal
karo phir vishwaas karo.
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